great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

borcheim:

Testament I drew on ms paint :>

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

transgendermarioodyssey:

transgendermarioodyssey:

im so glad they added the city tracks from tour to mk8d bc i hate tour but the city tracks are so funny to me. mario is real and hes tearing through bangkok on a motorcycle

theres whomps in the berlin wall

daily–cats:

lottiethedottyhottie:

special-support-section:

you are a college student in a one sided rivalry with a middle schooler (that YOU started) that you’re not even winning fuyu i know you’re not fighting

anarcho-skamunist:

r0zeclawz:

casts a little spell that materializes a blunt on the hand of every affected creature in a large aoe

kyodelika:

theyre banned from attending any funerals from now on

tockthewatchdog:

tonyalmeida:

this is the sound of the summer every summer forever

were–ralph:

alphabetcompletionist:

were–ralph:

evilwizard:

were–ralph:

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

striders:

bitches hate me for my poor audio fidelity

whompthatsucker1981:

fucked up evil creature experiences remorse

dogz5:

dogz5:

dogz5:

this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added